Girls always like to hear some funny jokes that make them laugh. Today I have prepared some jokes for you to make girls happy, hoping to make you feel joy and happiness while reading.
1. There was a chicken crossing the road and was asked: "Why do you want to cross the road?" The chicken replied: "Because I I want to go to the movies!”
2. A person went for an interview and the interviewer asked him: “What do you think is your greatest advantage?” The person replied: “I am very honest.” Asked: "What do you think is your biggest shortcoming?" The person replied: "I am very honest."
3. A man went to the hospital to see a doctor, and the doctor gave him a prescription that said "Take it three times a day before meals." The man took the prescription and asked the doctor: "Doctor, does this 'before meal' mean breakfast, lunch or dinner?" The doctor replied: "Any meal is fine." As a result, this man took a meal before taking medicine every day. meal.
4. A little boy ran up to his mother and asked: "Mom, do you know why I am so smart?" The mother asked curiously: "Why?" The little boy replied proudly: "Because I have two heads!" The mother asked in surprise: "Really? Then where are you?" The little boy pointed to his head and belly and said, "One is here and the other is here."</ p>
5. One day, Xiao Ming went to buy shoes. After trying on several pairs of shoes, he said to the salesperson: "These shoes are not suitable. I need a pair of shoes that can make me fly." The salesperson smiled and said: "Sorry, we don't sell these shoes." Xiao Ming was disappointed and left the store. After a while, the salesman saw Xiao Ming flying in through the window, wearing a pair of red superhero boots.
The above five jokes are very funny, and each one can arouse the interest and attention of girls. Through these jokes, we can feel joy and happiness, and we can better understand the humor and wisdom contained in every bit of life. I hope that everyone can have more joy and happiness in life and make themselves feel happier.
