When flirting with girls, if you can talk and laugh happily, you can chat with girls for a long time; if you can be humorous, you can be attractive and fun to girls. Therefore, many boys want to make girls laugh during chat. The following humorous chat methods can be tried when falling in love~
1. I used to be very humble. Whenever people praised me, I would worry that they didn’t praise me enough.
2. Girls must be strict with their boyfriends. If you are not careful, another girl may steal your boyfriend away and spend your boyfriend’s money to live with your boyfriend. room and sleep on your boyfriend's bed.
3. Every time after a haircut, the barber usually asks me how I feel. I am habitually silent and say: As long as you are happy.
4. I am a caring person. If you ignore me today, I will still come to you tomorrow.
5. Today I continued to send you messages to report on my work, and you finally replied with four words: Uh-huh, OK You are willing to perfuse me, I am so touched.
6. On the day I joined the security guard, the captain asked me: Do you know who you want to protect? I said it was the owner, but I was thinking of you.
7. She never seemed to take the initiative to say she loved me. I searched for some keywords "love". In our chat history, she only said once: I am having sex.
8. I was going through the trash you took out today and I found a condom. I knew he was coming. I took it back and soaked it in water to drink. I knew there was your smell in it.
9. You didn’t reply to my message yesterday. After my tireless harassment, you were finally willing to reply to me. You said “fuck off”. I thought about it for a long time, and it turned out that you meant getting into bed.
10. I received my salary today, 3,000. Do you think I will give you 3,000? No, I will only give you 500, because I have 6 goddesses.
11. Today’s girls are too proactive. They want to meet their parents before they have known each other for a long time. Yesterday I invited her to watch a movie, and she said “see your mother.” I’m a little excited just thinking about it.
12. I miss you so much. I want to hear you say this morning: Good morning, baby. Unexpectedly, you said to me: Morning, security guard.
